BigTomFoolery Part Deux

[Tom]

Welcome to the premiere presentation of 

.:~WHAT WOULD CHELSEA DO!!!~:.

Thaaaaaat's right. This confessional is a tribute to the true r.obbed g.oddess of TSG Luanda. The one. The only.

(I miss Chelsea )

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So we're starting off without any tribes. Great. Just great. Thanks

(Jk. I actually am looking forward to this.)

Immunity is going to be v v crucial. More so than normal. So that's a fun thing.

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This cast is an interesting bunch. 

Fabio, Alec, Sierra, Matty and Joaq recently played together and indeed worked together in EpicFvFvF as a fairly well functioning alliance which ended up with Matty winning the game.

Carter, Sierra Dawn and Brandon are good friends with most if not all of these people. 

Jamie was super close to Matty in Luanda. Steph was super close to Sierra in Luanda.

JT and Cochran are like me, outlier friends/acquaintances/frenemies/enemies. Well. 

Tyson, Reynold, NaOnka, Ian, Courtney are, as far as I know, not connected to anyone besides people from their own season.

Basically this has the potential to be a shorter EpicFvFvF. And I for one do not have the energy, and indeed the the desire to rally another army against TwEpic Twinkies 2.0. I am going to try to work on social bonds as much as I can with people who will talk to me. Which so far have been Sierra Dawn, Jamie (very briefly), Fabio, Alec and Matty who I approached because Matty is awesome.

With Tyson, Ian and Cochran it has been early pleasantries. 

With Sierra Dawn it was a rather short and forced conversation which ended with her asking "Alliance?? ellelelel" To which I said "Indeed" and then proceeded to explain that "Indeed" means "Yes alliance".

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My short term goals:

Step 1: Win immunity

Step 2: Be a troll to Sierra.

Step 3: Think of a step 2 that is a lot less douchey.

[Tom]

UGH. I said I wouldn't do this again. But here we go.

After we won the challenge, Sierra Dawn asked me about the vote. I instinctively said Tyson. She seemed cool with it. She may have already heard the same name from someone or may have already proposed this name to others. At the time this was all good by me. I heard confirmation that Tyson was the vote from Coach, Courtney, Steph, Jamie, Brenda, Ian, JT. So all good

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But then Tyson messages me in the evening and after a few pleasantries asks me about the vote. I am immune and have nothing to lose so I give it to him straight up. I actually would prefer Tyson staying and would like to see Jamie go. But I don't really want to put effort into making it happen. Odds are I am toast the first time I am not immune and at a Tribal council with Sierra and her flunkies. I told Tyson he needs to get the ball rolling on a Jamie boot without incriminating me. I told him to try and sway Coach/JT, Courtney and Steph. He said he would.

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I followed up with Coach about it who proceeded to tell me that he agreed to a Jamie boot to Tyson's face but will still vote Tyson. Ian said essentially the same thing and Brenda seemed content with a Tyson boot. I tried bringing it up with Steph but she is either busy or uninterested. It is hard for me to tell the difference with her. That's annoying.

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Why do I want Jamie gone over Tyson. Very simple. Sierra, Matty, Joaqin, Alec, Fabio, Carter are the New TwEpic Twinkies 2.0. Jamie is a close ally for Matty. Coach and JT are just naive enough to believe they would be part of an inner circle with these people. To be fair to them, they very well could be. Sierra's loyalties towards her friends changes based on what suits her in the game. UGH. I specifically said I wouldn't do this. What is wrong with me. I do not, repeat, do not have the energy needed to perpetuate this rumor and act on it to make moves happen in this game. NOPE. Nu uh. Not happening. So if Tyson can save himself on his own, I will gladly vote with him. If he can't, sorry man. 


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Short term plans:


1. Chill the fuck out
2. Talk to Brenda more and try to form an alliance of some sort to get her to open up to me more. There is potential here.
3. Talk more to Courtney because she is freaking awesome
4. Keep ignoring Sierra and Joaq and hopefully they will get paranoid that I am scheming and planning some huge strategic plan to get them out causing them to overplay and worry themselves out of the game. MWAHAHAHAHA.
5. Come up with a better Step 4 to troll sierra for real.

[Tom]

Tyson threw my name out there as the person trying to keep him -.- Well sir, thank you so much for screwing over the one person genuinely trying to save you. I need to keep winning immunity. Yay!

[Tom]

Round 2

[Tom]

Update time I guess. I'm done. People are either ignoring me or talking in circles. Oh well. At least JW doesn't have to deal with me being an annoying douche anymore. Peace.

[Alec]

Sept 13, 2015 8:28:55 GMT Tom said:

Round 2

"Alec is a really great guy, but we've never been able to be on the same page. Ian wants him out but I don't want to vote him." WELL NOW I JUST FEEL LIKE A DICK. Especially because WWCD (Part 2) never happened.

[Sierra]

lol ur an ass