Episode #6

[Courtney]

THIS IS MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

I can't even EPISODE TITLE this confessional round. 

I am so fucking annoyed that Brandon and J.T. were not broken up and that Steph and Cochran VOTED FOR EACH OTHER. I am so fucking fucked.

OH and silly me I forgot that Coach and J.T. were brothers, so what did I do? I was like SO COACH, I THINK BRANDON AND J.T. should be broken up. 

IDIOT! I've been flying under the radar so well and now I'm basically fucked if I don't win immunity.

THIS IS YOUR CUE JW TO NOT PUT ME ON A TRIBE WITH COACH, BRANDON and J.T. so those fucking losers can throw it and boot my ass. 

Do NOT random dot org this. Do not put me with them. I will scream. I will shout. I will murder you and take this series over.

K I love you, see you in the finals bby boi.

Also I've been drinking.

[Courtney]

I know you hate it, but I'm using my second life to take out a threat by throwing this challenge with the Sierra's and Matty. I want J.T. the fuck out.

Throwing the challenge is Sierra's idea, but I don't mind piggybacking on in to save NaOnka. Coach doesn't know how to throw a challenge, Fabio and NaOnka aren't going to throw the challenge, Brandon is going to do whatever Brandon does and Alec is definitely not throwing. We're basically guaranteed to lose anyway because no one has time to do this over here, hopefully.

Sierra tells me J.T. and Cochran are high schoolers and won't have time. I'm going out tomorrow for the day and then working and will be back for the end of the challenge. I'm not staying up tonight to do it, I have Gotham to watch and unwinding from work to accomplish. I decided not to drink as much as I wanted too, I'm going to wait until we slay this tribal council.

The fact that I am willingly going to tribal just goes to show how much I'm probably going to regret the decision, but I am going to draw blood in this game before I leave, if I leave.

[Courtney]

Jesus, I didn't even need an excuse for not doing the challenge. I had to work all god damn day. I love being called in on my mostly day off and getting slammed. Anyway, I'm exhausted, so exhausted I couldn't be bothered to go down to the basement to the oven and cook a pizza, so I am microwaving burgers instead in my room and watching Grey's Anatomy, Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder, because I live for Shonda Shows.

[Courtney]

Hi I talked with Matty, we're voting for J.T.

Bye, J.T.