My Q

[Matty]

Hellllllo ladies. Congratulations once again for making it to the end of this, it’s been an EXPERIENCE to say the least. Back by popular demand from my 5th place spot I DO plan on once again hosting an episode of Rankdown with Matty Ice™, but first I just wanted to say a few individual statements and get THAT out of the way. Luckily because I’m a weirdo I have a done of random graphics saved on my computer I can recycle to have some fun with this.  

So STEPH. It’s definitely always interesting to play with you considering you tendency to do whatever the hell you want and being able to achieve it with some moderate if not great success. However I think it’s pretty clear that game wise you haven’t exactly been the GREATEST of game players, and you admit that so more power to ya. I should probably thank you for forcing the tie last round TBH. I do actually have a question not-list related that you can answer if you feel like it; had you not been brutally ganged up on for being associated with Sierra and I early in the game, when/how did you plan on flipping on us? Just curious is all.  

NAY. Well congrats to making it to the end of this game without having many, if ANY close pregame relationships. It is certainly not an easy thing to do but, weirdly enough, the one other AS – esc game I have played in that very same thing happened, so this isn’t a SUPER unique thing, albeit still impressive. You were sorta an enigma to me because I had always associated you with the warriors grouping, and had assumed you were always working with them by the 2nd or 3rd time you lied to one of the Sierras about the vote (never to me because tbf we didn’t really talk much). Like with Steph I have an individual question for you to answer if you feel like it. Why lie SO much, and why lie when we basically knew you were lying? There isn’t anything wrong with lying to the other side but when you do it over and OVER again, issues sorta arise. 

lolz. How you made it to the end again is beyond me but no complaints! I don’t think there is much to say that I haven’t told you already or said in ponderosa. You came in as the only winner and with an obvious target due to the Twisted vs Warriors thing where we had a minority and still made it to the FTC, even WITH you allies effing up along the way. So a hearty congrats to you and I may as well once again apologize for how the Sierra-Dawn vote went down (especially considering that is one of the reasons why *I* am on the jury). However for future reference, next time I come to you about the possibility of voting out your best friend in a game PLEASE don’t say “Whatever you do I won’t be mad”, and then proceed to be mad lol. I am more than ok with the brutal honest truth so there is no need to sugar coat things. I think the only individual question I would have for you would be if, somehow someway, a vote came around and you literally HAD to vote for me otherwise you would be eliminated, would you do it? For some reason that was on my mind recently and figured I may as well throw that question in here.  

But enough of that! Time for the ACTUAL show. THIS TIME, with some inspiration from Jamie’s thread in the TSG Luanda Jury Questions, labeled “It’s like Boom Explosion.” 

Welllllllcome once again to another episode of RANKDOWN, with Matty Ice. I am your host as always, Matthew Ice. Today’s show is a LITTLE different than the last one, considering it has been a while and the studio has had a few um……..INCIDENTS. 

Yeah well at least I included all the finalists this time! Too bad explosions are happening all around them. 

So my questions for this season are going to be PRETTY similar than last season, which is why I may offer some non-graphics alternatives for Sierra and Steph, Sierra because I asked her the same questions last season and Steph because I asked her the same question literally like 5 days ago or w/e when she won Secret Story (congrats again for that btw).  

So Sierra and Steph you also get the option of instead of doing a jury power ranking, you can do a rites of passage for the jurors or prejurors or whoever you feel like doing (the sign is literally on fire, I am not being very strict with any of this). Nay I SUPPOSE you are welcome to do this as well, but if no one ranks the jury it’d be a waste of a perfectly good question and graphic.  

So in case you couldn’t see the sign before it fell off the screen (worked way too long on that crappy gif)), it asks you to rank social relationships you have had in this game. Which ones were most beneficial, all that jazz.  

AND FINALLY, a NEW QUESTION because last season’s was asking for big moves each of you made and idk if it’s worth it to ask that for this game.  

YES lol. We are all a bunch of complainers so what I decided to do is get you an outlet to say how things COULD have been better in this game. Feel free to include whatever you want, these questions are all in good fun. Best of luck and may the best woman win.  




































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